Dear Apple

•January 5, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Just fix. The fucking glitches. In your iTunes software. iTunes 7 is still a complete fucking mess, I can’t even rip tracks to AAC over 256 bitrate anymore. You can delete my complaints in your little “support” forums, but you can’t delete my posts in WordPress.

Why the new Lisa Gerrard new website redesign sucks

•January 5, 2007 • Leave a Comment

http://www.lisagerrard.com/main.html

Try clicking on those moving icons. It’s incredibly annoying to have to chase a damn link right after gliding your mouse over it. No, I don’t give a damn that the singer herself approved of it, it doesn’t keep from being any less of a pain in the ass.

Variously ascribed-

•December 26, 2006 • Leave a Comment

The Times:
Read by the people who run the country.

Daily Mirror:
Read by the people who think they run the country.

Guardian:
Read by the people who think they ought to run the country.

Morning Star:
Read by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country.

Daily Mail:
Read by the wives of the people who own the country.

Financial Times:
Read by the people who own the country.

Daily Express:
Read by the people who think that the country ought to be run as it used to be.

Daily Telegraph:
Read by the people who think it still is.

The Sun:
Their readers don’t care who runs the country as long as she has big tits.